Lazy LIT

"(T)he best drink in existence...the effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."

A Long Island Ice Tea (also known as "Adios, M**********r") is the closest thing on Earth to the fabled Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

Therefore, in the interest of enlightenment and posterity*, here is the mixture. YMMV.

In a chilled shaker combine crushed ice and

Vodka
Gin
Clear Rum
Clear Tequila
Triple Sec
Sour Mix


1 oz.
1 oz.
1 oz.
1 oz.
1 oz.
1 oz.

Shake until frothy, strain over rocks into a highball glass. Add a splash of Coca-Cola for color. Garnish with either a cherry or a slice of lemon.

Cheers!

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*Because the only mixed drink that anyone under 30 seems to know about is Vodka & Redbull.